• straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

(Source: cycomu, via wherewillyousleep)

so-glad-were-neighbors:

This is our guardian of the galaxy. 

(Source: chucknoblet, via staycaffeinecold)

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

(Source: nyooms, via staycaffeinecold)

porn4ladies:

learning to love every inch of my body 

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dressingcold:

Harms Way

This Is Hardcore 2014

Philadelphia, PA

7/27/14

website | instagram | twitter

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asleepxawake:

All you do is talk, you never act

Hypocrite, and that’s a fact

Positive scene is a must

Without friendship, there is no trust

Visions of unity seem so nice

But when I see a fight I think twice

When I go to the shows and see stupidity

All I can say is “Where’s the unity?”

Alcohol separates us

Use your head, keep in touch

Positive scene in our land

Lending you brother that helping hand

Visions of unity seem so nice

But when I see a fight I think twice

When I go to shows and see the stupidity.

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lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

(Source: gottagofast666, via staycaffeinecold)

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via staycaffeinecold)